Musk’s promised land led us to ruin—

there are too many rockets to worship

and not enough ratios.

The bird was never caged 

                  (drawn in checkmarks)

to begin with.

It could’ve left anytime, poor thing.

Hey Google, play “Imagine” by John Lennon.

Sorry, 

it looks like the feds couldn’t quite catch that. 

 

LET’S DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN 

(the romantics cheer):

AOL

NETSCAPE

X-FILES FORUMS

SLEEP TO THE DIAL-UP SOUND

because I can’t wake up Uncle Ted to tell him he

was wrong because ChatGPT can write better

manifestos than him. 

We no longer require your services.

404.

 

ENTER the MOVIE with VR this SUMMER. 

HA-HAAH! KEEP DANCING, MR. 4-CHAN’S BONES! I regret to inform YOU that TODAY’S SHOW has been

c a n c e l  e d

by the conscientious post-human objectors that

propelled the Cathode-Ray Tube scare.

 

LORD JESUS

They're people too, now!!

STOP THE NARRATIVE

We failed you, Derrida!!!